If Dad Can’t Fix It, We’re All Screwed – Funny Etched Dad Drinkware
Price range: $14.99 through $32.99
For the dad who can fix just about anything. This funny “If Dad Can’t Fix It, We’re All Screwed” design celebrates the family handyman with permanently sandblast etched drinkware that won’t peel, fade, or wear away. Choose from a variety of glassware and mugs to create the perfect Father’s Day, birthday, or just-because gift for Dad.
Description
When something breaks, everyone knows who to call: Dad.
Celebrate the family handyman with drinkware featuring the funny “If Dad Can’t Fix It, We’re All Screwed” design. Complete with tool-inspired details, it’s made for the dad who always seems to have the right tool, the right answer, or at least a pretty good idea of how to fix it.
Whether he spends his weekends working in the garage, tackling DIY projects, fixing things around the house, or simply enjoys being the person everyone calls when something goes wrong, this makes a fun and useful gift he can actually enjoy.
Each design is professionally sandblast etched directly into the surface, creating a permanent frosted finish. There’s no vinyl or printed design to peel, crack, or fade with use.
Available on multiple drinkware styles including:
- Double Old Fashioned (DOF) rocks glasses
- Pint glasses
- Beer mugs
- Mason jar mugs
- Stemless wine glasses
- Coffee mugs
- Stainless tumblers
- Additional drinkware options shown in photos
Make It Personal
- Add Dad’s name
- Add a short message
- Choose same-side or opposite-side personalization
- Create a one-of-a-kind gift just for him
Personalization can currently be added either alongside the main artwork or on the opposite side so longer messages don’t require shrinking the original design as much.
Perfect For:
- Father’s Day
- Dad’s birthday
- Christmas gifts for Dad
- Handymen and DIY dads
- Mechanics and tool lovers
- New homeowners
- Garage and workshop enthusiasts
- The dad everyone calls when something breaks
Why He’ll Love It:
- Funny without being another throwaway gag gift
- Permanently sandblast etched
- Crisp frosted finish
- Dishwasher safe
- Optional personalization
- Huge variety of drinkware styles
- Made to be used and enjoyed
Because if Dad can’t fix it…well, you might actually be screwed.
Additional information
| Glass Choice | Rocks 11 oz., Rocks 13.5 oz., Square Rocks, Heavy Bottom Shot, Shot, Square Shot, Highball, Glass Can, Sport Mug 12.25 oz., Sport Mug 14 oz., Sport Mug 25 oz., Iced Tea, Jar Mug, Pint Glass, Pilsner 16 oz., Pilsner 23 oz., Stemless Wine 16.25 oz., Stemless Wine 20 oz., Stemmed Wine 12 oz., Stemmed Wine 18 oz., Triangle Wine 8 oz., Triangle Wine 12 oz., Stemless Flute, Flute, Triangle Flute, Bistro Mug- Speckled Black, Bistro Mug- Speckled Red, Bistro Mug- Speckled Burgundy, Bistro Mug- Speckled Coral, Bistro Mug- Pastel Pink, Bistro Mug- Speckled Terra Cotta, Bistro Mug- Speckled Gamboge, Bistro Mug- Pastel Yellow, Bistro Mug- Speckled Green, Bistro Mug- Pastel Green, Bistro Mug- Speckled Aqua, Bistro Mug- Speckled Cobalt, Bistro Mug- Speckled Ocean Blue, Bistro Mug- Speckled Hawaiian Blue, Bistro Mug- Pastel Blue, Bistro Mug- Pastel Purple, El Grande Mug- White, El Grande Mug- Grey, El Grande Mug- Black, El Grande Mug- Black/White In, El Grande Mug- Red, El Grande Mug- Red/White in, El Grande Mug- Burgundy, El Grande Mug- Coral, El Grande Mug- Orange, El Grande Mug- Gamboge, El Grande Mug- Green, El Grande Mug- Cobalt, El Grande Mug- Cobalt/White In, El Grande Mug- Hawaiian Blue, El Grande Mug- Aqua, El Grande Mug- Steel Blue, Tavern Mug- Tan to Beige, Tavern Mug- Rust to Beige, Tavern Mug- Blue to Tan, Tavern Mug- Blue to Green, Tavern Mug- Crimini, Tavern Mug- Shale, Tavern Mug- Steel Blue, Tavern Mug- Chocolate, Tavern Mug- Olive, Campfire Mug- White, Campfire Mug- Speckled White, Campfire Mug- Black, Campfire Mug- Speckled Black, Campfire Mug- Red, Campfire Mug- Speckled Red, Campfire Mug- Speckled Burgundy, Campfire Mug- Coral, Campfire Mug- Speckled Coral, Campfire Mug- Orange, Campfire Mug- Speckled Orange, Campfire Mug- Speckled Gamboge, Campfire Mug- Green, Campfire Mug- Speckled Green, Campfire Mug- Aqua, Campfire Mug- Speckled Aqua, Campfire Mug- Cobalt, Campfire Mug- Speckled Cobalt, Campfire Mug- Hawaiian Blue, Campfire Mug- Speckled Hawaiian Blue, Campfire Mug- Speckled Ocean Blue, Campfire Mug- Speckled Shale, Campfire Mug- Dark Plum, Campfire Mug- Speckled Dark Plum, Flower Pot Mug, Flower Pot Mug w/Spoon, Glass Mug, Wine Tumbler- White, Wine Tumbler- Shale, Wine Tumbler- Red, Wine Tumbler- Coral, Wine Tumbler- Royal, Wine Tumbler- Hawaiian, Wine Tumbler- Aqua, Stainless Mug, Stainless Skinny, Stainless Tumbler, Stainless Pilsner 14 oz., Stainless Pilsner 20 oz., Stainless Cooler, Stainless Wine |
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