Funny “Poor Unfortunate Drunks” Wine Glass | Adult Humor Gift | Sea Witch Inspired Drinkware | Personalized Wine, Beer, Whiskey Glass
Price range: $14.99 through $32.99
We can’t help it…
we’re just poor, unfortunate drunks 😏
Description
Add a little sass (and a lot of personality) to your drink with our “Poor Unfortunate Drunks” etched glass—a playful, sea-witch-inspired twist on a classic line we all secretly love.
Perfect for wine nights, girls’ nights, or that one friend who fully embraces the chaos, this glass is equal parts nostalgic and hilarious.
Each piece is deep sandblast etched, creating a bold, permanent design that won’t fade, peel, or wash off. Unlike vinyl or printed designs, this is a clean, high-end finish you can actually feel—so it looks just as good years from now as it does today.
👉 Because let’s be honest… some nights just turn into a whole situation.
✨ Make It Personal
Customize it with:
• Name
• Date
• Optional message
👉 Because even a funny gift feels more special when it’s made just for them.
🍷 Choose Your Glass Style
Available on multiple drinkware options (shown in listing photos):
• Wine Glass / Stemless Wine (most popular 👏)
• Beer Pint / Beer Can Glass
• Whiskey / Rocks Glass
• Coffee Mug
• Shot Glass
• And more
👉 Pick what they’ll actually use
🎁 Perfect Gift For
• Best friends (this is a BEST FRIEND gift 😂)
• Girls’ nights & wine nights
• Birthdays
• Bachelorette parties
• Disney-loving adults (you know who 👀)
• That one friend who always says “just one more drink”
👉 Funny + relatable = instant win
💪 Why Ours Is Better
• Deep sandblast etched (NOT vinyl, NOT printed)
• Permanent design that won’t fade or peel
• Crisp, clean detail you can feel
• Higher-end look vs typical novelty gifts
• Made in our family shop with 20+ years of experience
👉 Most novelty glasses are temporary—this one’s built to last.
⚡ Good To Know
• Dishwasher safe
• Made to order
• Fast turnaround
Additional information
| Glass Choice | Rocks 11 oz., Rocks 13.5 oz., Square Rocks, Heavy Bottom Shot, Shot, Square Shot, Highball, Glass Can, Sport Mug 12.25 oz., Sport Mug 14 oz., Sport Mug 25 oz., Iced Tea, Jar Mug, Pint Glass, Pilsner 16 oz., Pilsner 23 oz., Stemless Wine 16.25 oz., Stemless Wine 20 oz., Stemmed Wine 12 oz., Stemmed Wine 18 oz., Triangle Wine 8 oz., Triangle Wine 12 oz., Stemless Flute, Flute, Triangle Flute, Bistro Mug- Speckled Black, Bistro Mug- Speckled Red, Bistro Mug- Speckled Burgundy, Bistro Mug- Speckled Coral, Bistro Mug- Pastel Pink, Bistro Mug- Speckled Terra Cotta, Bistro Mug- Speckled Gamboge, Bistro Mug- Pastel Yellow, Bistro Mug- Speckled Green, Bistro Mug- Pastel Green, Bistro Mug- Speckled Aqua, Bistro Mug- Speckled Cobalt, Bistro Mug- Speckled Ocean Blue, Bistro Mug- Speckled Hawaiian Blue, Bistro Mug- Pastel Blue, Bistro Mug- Pastel Purple, El Grande Mug- White, El Grande Mug- Grey, El Grande Mug- Black, El Grande Mug- Black/White In, El Grande Mug- Red, El Grande Mug- Red/White in, El Grande Mug- Burgundy, El Grande Mug- Coral, El Grande Mug- Orange, El Grande Mug- Gamboge, El Grande Mug- Green, El Grande Mug- Cobalt, El Grande Mug- Cobalt/White In, El Grande Mug- Hawaiian Blue, El Grande Mug- Aqua, El Grande Mug- Steel Blue, Tavern Mug- Tan to Beige, Tavern Mug- Rust to Beige, Tavern Mug- Blue to Tan, Tavern Mug- Blue to Green, Tavern Mug- Crimini, Tavern Mug- Shale, Tavern Mug- Steel Blue, Tavern Mug- Chocolate, Tavern Mug- Olive, Campfire Mug- White, Campfire Mug- Speckled White, Campfire Mug- Black, Campfire Mug- Speckled Black, Campfire Mug- Red, Campfire Mug- Speckled Red, Campfire Mug- Speckled Burgundy, Campfire Mug- Coral, Campfire Mug- Speckled Coral, Campfire Mug- Orange, Campfire Mug- Speckled Orange, Campfire Mug- Speckled Gamboge, Campfire Mug- Green, Campfire Mug- Speckled Green, Campfire Mug- Aqua, Campfire Mug- Speckled Aqua, Campfire Mug- Cobalt, Campfire Mug- Speckled Cobalt, Campfire Mug- Hawaiian Blue, Campfire Mug- Speckled Hawaiian Blue, Campfire Mug- Speckled Ocean Blue, Campfire Mug- Speckled Shale, Campfire Mug- Dark Plum, Campfire Mug- Speckled Dark Plum, Flower Pot Mug, Flower Pot Mug w/Spoon, Glass Mug, Wine Tumbler- White, Wine Tumbler- Shale, Wine Tumbler- Red, Wine Tumbler- Coral, Wine Tumbler- Royal, Wine Tumbler- Hawaiian, Wine Tumbler- Aqua, Stainless Mug, Stainless Skinny, Stainless Tumbler, Stainless Pilsner 14 oz., Stainless Pilsner 20 oz., Stainless Cooler, Stainless Wine |
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