Poor Unfortunate Drunks Glass with Octopus Tentacle | Funny Mermaid Inspired Drinkware | Etched Wine, Beer, Whiskey Gift
Price range: $14.99 through $32.99
Make your favorite villain proud with this “Poor Unfortunate Drunks” etched glass—complete with a swoopy octopus tentacle and just the right amount of under-the-sea sass.
Description
For all the poor unfortunate drunks out there (you know who you are), this glass brings a splash of nautical mischief to every sip. Inspired by everyone’s favorite sea witch vibe—but without using any copyrighted characters—this design features a dramatic octopus tentacle paired with the phrase that perfectly sums up your friend group on a Friday night.
Whether you’re belting show tunes, hosting a Disney-movie-marathon-that’s-definitely-for-grownups, or just enjoying a quiet drink while pretending you’re not part sea creature, this glass delivers charm, humor, and premium craftsmanship in one magical package.
Each piece is deeply sandblasted by hand for a crisp, permanent engraving—not vinyl, not printed, not going anywhere. Dishwasher safe and ready for every undersea adventure… or hangover.
Perfect for:
• Disney-loving adults
• Musical fans
• Bachelorette parties
• Girls’ night
• Mermaid-core enthusiasts
• Anyone who proudly claims “I’m a poor unfortunate drunk”
Features:
• Octopus tentacle + “Poor Unfortunate Drunks” phrase
• Deep, permanent sandblast engraving
• Available on wine, whiskey, pint, beer, or stemless glasses
• Made to order with artisan-level detail
• A hilarious and unique gift for ocean lovers & cocktail enthusiasts
Raise a glass and embrace your inner sea witch energy—because life’s full of tough choices, innit?
Additional information
| Glass Choice | Rocks 11 oz., Rocks 13.5 oz., Square Rocks, Heavy Bottom Shot, Shot, Square Shot, Highball, Glass Can, Sport Mug 12.25 oz., Sport Mug 14 oz., Sport Mug 25 oz., Iced Tea, Jar Mug, Pint Glass, Pilsner 16 oz., Pilsner 23 oz., Stemless Wine 16.25 oz., Stemless Wine 20 oz., Stemmed Wine 12 oz., Stemmed Wine 18 oz., Triangle Wine 8 oz., Triangle Wine 12 oz., Stemless Flute, Flute, Triangle Flute, Bistro Mug- Speckled Black, Bistro Mug- Speckled Red, Bistro Mug- Speckled Burgundy, Bistro Mug- Speckled Coral, Bistro Mug- Pastel Pink, Bistro Mug- Speckled Terra Cotta, Bistro Mug- Speckled Gamboge, Bistro Mug- Pastel Yellow, Bistro Mug- Speckled Green, Bistro Mug- Pastel Green, Bistro Mug- Speckled Aqua, Bistro Mug- Speckled Cobalt, Bistro Mug- Speckled Ocean Blue, Bistro Mug- Speckled Hawaiian Blue, Bistro Mug- Pastel Blue, Bistro Mug- Pastel Purple, El Grande Mug- White, El Grande Mug- Grey, El Grande Mug- Black, El Grande Mug- Black/White In, El Grande Mug- Red, El Grande Mug- Red/White in, El Grande Mug- Burgundy, El Grande Mug- Coral, El Grande Mug- Orange, El Grande Mug- Gamboge, El Grande Mug- Green, El Grande Mug- Cobalt, El Grande Mug- Cobalt/White In, El Grande Mug- Hawaiian Blue, El Grande Mug- Aqua, El Grande Mug- Steel Blue, Tavern Mug- Tan to Beige, Tavern Mug- Rust to Beige, Tavern Mug- Blue to Tan, Tavern Mug- Blue to Green, Tavern Mug- Crimini, Tavern Mug- Shale, Tavern Mug- Steel Blue, Tavern Mug- Chocolate, Tavern Mug- Olive, Campfire Mug- White, Campfire Mug- Speckled White, Campfire Mug- Black, Campfire Mug- Speckled Black, Campfire Mug- Red, Campfire Mug- Speckled Red, Campfire Mug- Speckled Burgundy, Campfire Mug- Coral, Campfire Mug- Speckled Coral, Campfire Mug- Orange, Campfire Mug- Speckled Orange, Campfire Mug- Speckled Gamboge, Campfire Mug- Green, Campfire Mug- Speckled Green, Campfire Mug- Aqua, Campfire Mug- Speckled Aqua, Campfire Mug- Cobalt, Campfire Mug- Speckled Cobalt, Campfire Mug- Hawaiian Blue, Campfire Mug- Speckled Hawaiian Blue, Campfire Mug- Speckled Ocean Blue, Campfire Mug- Speckled Shale, Campfire Mug- Dark Plum, Campfire Mug- Speckled Dark Plum, Flower Pot Mug, Flower Pot Mug w/Spoon, Glass Mug, Wine Tumbler- White, Wine Tumbler- Shale, Wine Tumbler- Red, Wine Tumbler- Coral, Wine Tumbler- Royal, Wine Tumbler- Hawaiian, Wine Tumbler- Aqua, Stainless Mug, Stainless Skinny, Stainless Tumbler, Stainless Pilsner 14 oz., Stainless Pilsner 20 oz., Stainless Cooler, Stainless Wine |
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