Sandblast Etched “TANKED” Glass with Tank Design | Funny Drinking Pun Glass | Military Gift | Etched Whiskey, Beer, or Wine Glass | Humor Drinkware
Price range: $14.99 through $32.99
Get “tanked” the fun way with this etched drinkware featuring a badass tank and a perfectly terrible drinking pun. Strong design, stronger vibes.
Description
Sometimes you want a classy glass… and sometimes you want a glass that makes people snort-laugh before they even take a sip. Enter: the “TANKED” sandblasted drinkware—complete with a rugged little tank rolling its way straight into happy hour.
Whether you’re a veteran, a military family member, a history buff, or just someone who appreciates a high-quality pun while getting a little buzz going, this glass is the ultimate conversation starter. And yes, you’re absolutely allowed to point at your drink and say, “I’m getting tanked tonight,” every single time. It never stops being funny.
Each piece is deeply sandblasted (no cheap vinyl here!) for a permanent, crisp engraving that survives years of dishwasher cycles and questionable life choices.
Perfect for:
• Military service members & veterans
• Army-themed gifts
• Bachelor parties & birthday jokes
• Anyone who loves a good drinking pun
• That one friend who gets “tanked” after two beers
Features:
• Detailed tank graphic + the word “TANKED”
• Deep sandblast engraving — permanent, crisp, and dishwasher safe
• Available on whiskey, beer, wine, or pint glasses
• Humor-forward design without sacrificing quality
• Handcrafted and made to order
Roll into the night with a glass that commits fully to the joke—because getting tanked should always feel this fun.
Additional information
| Glass Choice | Rocks 11 oz., Rocks 13.5 oz., Square Rocks, Heavy Bottom Shot, Shot, Square Shot, Highball, Glass Can, Sport Mug 12.25 oz., Sport Mug 14 oz., Sport Mug 25 oz., Iced Tea, Jar Mug, Pint Glass, Pilsner 16 oz., Pilsner 23 oz., Stemless Wine 16.25 oz., Stemless Wine 20 oz., Stemmed Wine 12 oz., Stemmed Wine 18 oz., Triangle Wine 8 oz., Triangle Wine 12 oz., Stemless Flute, Flute, Triangle Flute, Bistro Mug- Speckled Black, Bistro Mug- Speckled Red, Bistro Mug- Speckled Burgundy, Bistro Mug- Speckled Coral, Bistro Mug- Pastel Pink, Bistro Mug- Speckled Terra Cotta, Bistro Mug- Speckled Gamboge, Bistro Mug- Pastel Yellow, Bistro Mug- Speckled Green, Bistro Mug- Pastel Green, Bistro Mug- Speckled Aqua, Bistro Mug- Speckled Cobalt, Bistro Mug- Speckled Ocean Blue, Bistro Mug- Speckled Hawaiian Blue, Bistro Mug- Pastel Blue, Bistro Mug- Pastel Purple, El Grande Mug- White, El Grande Mug- Grey, El Grande Mug- Black, El Grande Mug- Black/White In, El Grande Mug- Red, El Grande Mug- Red/White in, El Grande Mug- Burgundy, El Grande Mug- Coral, El Grande Mug- Orange, El Grande Mug- Gamboge, El Grande Mug- Green, El Grande Mug- Cobalt, El Grande Mug- Cobalt/White In, El Grande Mug- Hawaiian Blue, El Grande Mug- Aqua, El Grande Mug- Steel Blue, Tavern Mug- Tan to Beige, Tavern Mug- Rust to Beige, Tavern Mug- Blue to Tan, Tavern Mug- Blue to Green, Tavern Mug- Crimini, Tavern Mug- Shale, Tavern Mug- Steel Blue, Tavern Mug- Chocolate, Tavern Mug- Olive, Campfire Mug- White, Campfire Mug- Speckled White, Campfire Mug- Black, Campfire Mug- Speckled Black, Campfire Mug- Red, Campfire Mug- Speckled Red, Campfire Mug- Speckled Burgundy, Campfire Mug- Coral, Campfire Mug- Speckled Coral, Campfire Mug- Orange, Campfire Mug- Speckled Orange, Campfire Mug- Speckled Gamboge, Campfire Mug- Green, Campfire Mug- Speckled Green, Campfire Mug- Aqua, Campfire Mug- Speckled Aqua, Campfire Mug- Cobalt, Campfire Mug- Speckled Cobalt, Campfire Mug- Hawaiian Blue, Campfire Mug- Speckled Hawaiian Blue, Campfire Mug- Speckled Ocean Blue, Campfire Mug- Speckled Shale, Campfire Mug- Dark Plum, Campfire Mug- Speckled Dark Plum, Flower Pot Mug, Flower Pot Mug w/Spoon, Glass Mug, Wine Tumbler- White, Wine Tumbler- Shale, Wine Tumbler- Red, Wine Tumbler- Coral, Wine Tumbler- Royal, Wine Tumbler- Hawaiian, Wine Tumbler- Aqua, Stainless Mug, Stainless Skinny, Stainless Tumbler, Stainless Pilsner 14 oz., Stainless Pilsner 20 oz., Stainless Cooler, Stainless Wine |
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